THE SHOCK MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Your Matrix moves are no match for the Shock Monster!  If the Shock Monster cage is open don't try to pet it....OR ELSE!

Thanks to Chris B. for sending photo of warning label

Don't Rock the Boa....Vending Machine

Good thing the anti-theft arrow was there to prevent this punk from stealing our sodas.  How he got struck by lightning 4 times on the head is still a mystery.  Instead steal from a fountain machine...OR ELSE!!!

MY PHALANGES!!!!!!

"If only I had known that the blades were going clockwise I would still be able to give a peace sign!"  Remember, that AC unit fans turn clockwise...OR ELSE!!!!

Oh, and this same guy must have gotten electrocuted on his other hand...in fact, I'm guessing both hands were cut off....bad day.

Burn Baby Burn

Well dang! Move your hand. How many of us have ever felt really hot water from a faucet when not expecting it? And what do you do? You yank it away instantly without really much damage. This person must not have any feeling but still, the word "hot" is coming from the faucet to let you know.  Not only will you get a horrible red stain on your hand but the word "burn" will be permenatly tattooed on your wrist forever.  So water from the water heater is hot, hence the name, so beware; or else!

Just.....ouch!

If that chip bag is left hanging just leave it....it just wasn't meant to be; or else.